Whammy Boy's Gone Wild!





		Story: Whammy Boy's Gone Wild!

		Storylink: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5779913/1/

		Category: Death Note

		Author: ScarlettShinigami

		Last updated: 02/27/2010

		Status: In Progress

		Content: Chapter 1 to 1 of 1 chapters

		Source: FanFiction.net



		Summary: Crack!A completely crazy episode of the "Rabid Fangirl Show" were they showcase their newest product. The "Whammy Boy's Gone Wild" DVD set when the Whammy gang comes to complain chaos insuses. Written in script format rated for stupidness and language.





*Chapter 1*: Whammy Boy's Gone Wild!


			Don't own Death Note, the XBOX 360, or the Girls Gone Wild corperation and I don't make any money off of this fic...and for those of you wondering, no I was not smoking weed when I wrote this.

A/N:...I was bored and sick at 5AM when Comedy Central shut off and all of the Girls Gone Wild comercials were airing...retarded cough medicine induced writing insuses.

Akane = ScarlettShinigami = Me

Mari = freakgirlXD

"Talking."

/Actions/

*None verbal actions*

'Thoughts'

~*Girls Gone Wild intro music plays*~

Akane: "Hello anime fangirls! Are you ready for the hottest, nastiest, sexiest Death Note DVD on sale? Well if you are then you'll love Whammy Boys Gone Wild! That's right, Mari and I have have obtained recordings of the Whammy's House gang doing thing that they really don't want you to see."

Mari: "That's right Akane! We have tapes of Matt, Mello, Near and L doing some...uh...inappropriate things."

Akane:"How inappropriate, Mari?"

Mari:/Checks the records/ "Well I think one of the things that Mello did is illegal in six countries."

Akane: "You heard it here folks, buy the DVD now and you will see..." *Drum roll* "Mello doing a strip tease, Matt doing very dirty things to his XBOX, Near playing with another kind of toy, and L showing us just how much he likes cake."

Mari: "Order now and get the free bonus Whammy Boys Gone Wild T-Shirt, only available for a limited time!"

*Gunshots fire somewhere in the studio*

Akane:/Jumps in fright/ "Oh shit! They've found us, Mari."

Mari:/Looks fearfully at Akane/ "Didn't you get their permission to make these tapes?!"

Akane:...

Mari:"AKANE!"

Akane:/Sweardrops/ "Um...Sorta."

Mari:/Winces when she hears yelling and more gunshots/ "What do you mean sorta?"

Akane:/Fidgets nerviously/ "Well L signed for all of them...but when he signed he was piss drunk."

Mari:/Throws her arms in the air/ "WHAT."

*Door gets kicked in and Mello, Matt, Near, and L walk in with a scowl on their faces*

Akane:/Eye twitches/ "Their heeeerrreee."

Mello:/Aims his gun at Akane and Mari/ "I'll kill you, you little whores!"

*Akane and Mari put their hands in the air*

Mari:"C'mon Mello do you really, REALLY want to kill us? I mean were just a pair of teenage girls."

Akane:/Nods in agreements/ "I mean seriously what did we do that's so bad that we deserve to die."

*Random tech guy puts DVD into the giant flatscreen behind them and it begans to play a scene with Mello wearing a pink Lolita dress making out with some unknown guy in a bar and in the backround you can hear Akane and Mari giggling*

Akane:/Shakes her fist at random tech guy/ "Damn you, Larry! Damn you straight to hell!"

Larry:"That's what you get for docking my pay you red-headed slut!" /Runs out of the kicked in door/

Mari:"We are sooo calling the temp agency about him!"

*The Whammy's Gang is still staring at the video in shock*

Akane:/Whispers/ "Maybe we should leave while their not looking?"

Mari:/Whispers back/ "Good idea."

*Mari and Akane inch quietly to the back entrance only to bump into something, when they turn around they come face to face with Matt*

Akane:/Smiles fearfully/ "Heeeyyy Matt, whats shaking?"

*Matt only glares down at the two and drags them back by the scruff of their shirts to where the others were*

L:/Glares/ "So you thought you could get away with this did you?"

*Akane and Mari both nod*

Mello:/Points the gun at them again/ "Well guess what kiddies, you two are going straight to Sing-sing for this!"

*Akane and Mari both gasp*

Mari:/Cries out/ "Oh no!"

Akane:"You can't send her to prison." /Points to Mari/ "I might be able to survive, join a gang y'know, but Mari will be passed around like a bowl of popcorn on family movie night!"

*Mari glares evilly at Akane*

Near: "Well you two will be prosocuted."

Matt:/Nods/ "What you two did was highly illegal, making movies of us without our permisson."

*Both girls look at eachother while L looks away gultily*

Mari:/Smirks knowingly/ "L signed a contract in representation of all of you allowing us to make these movies."

Akane:"Yup and we have a copy of the contract right here."/Pulls the contract out of her back jeans pocket and shows them/

*L backs away while other stared at his signature, L Lawliat, in awe, Mari turns to Akane*

Mari:/Whispers/ "I thought you said he was drunk when he signed it."

Akane:/Whispers back/ "Hell yeah he was drunk, he was shitfaced."

Mari:/Whispers incredulously/ "Then how could he remember that he...?"

*Akane just shrugs*

Near:/Looks at L who's almost out the door/ "L...?"

L:/His shouders jerk at being caught escaping turning around he smiled/ "Yes?"

*Matt, Mello, and Near stared at their idol accusingly while Akane and Mari sighed in relief about being off the hook*

Akane:/Points at L/ "Ooooh your in trouble."

Mari:/Whacks Akane's arm down/ "Shut up! Remeber that gun could be in our face again really quick if we say or do anything wroug!"

Akane:/Sweatdrops/ "Yeah...I forgot."

*Matt and Mello pulled L away from the door and shove him into the chair on the WBGW set*

Mello:"What the hell, L!"

Matt:"Yeah L how could you do this to us!"

Near: "I am very dissapointed in you, L."

*L hangs his head in shame while Akane and Mari shake their heads*

Akane:"Mmhm shame, shame." /Wags her finger/

Mari:"Shouldn't sign a contract that you don't want to happen."

*L sends a scathing look toward the two girls that make them wince*

L:"I wouldn't have signed that Goddamned contract if SHE," /Points to Akane/ "Hadn't gotten me drunk."

*Everybody turns to Akane who looks like a deer in the headlights*

Mari:/Looks freaked out/ "I thought you said that you FOUND him drunk when you convinced him to signed the contract not that you got him drunk!"

Akane:/Arms fail around/ "He only got two shots of Vodka in him when his speech started to slur, I wasn't even trying to get him drunk! Hell I didn't notice he was wasted until he started dancing like a freaking hula girl!"

*Everybody looks at her unbelieveingly*

Akane:"Seriously!"

Mari:/Taking her friends side/ "I believe you!" /Hugs Akane/ "...Sorta."

*Akane pulled out of the hug and gave Mari a dirty look*

Mello:"Okay they got L to sign that stupid contract while he was drunk, it's illegal so you all can't sell those videos of us."

Matt:"Yeah." /Looks over at Mello/ "Were going to have a talk about that one with you in the dress kissing that guy..."

Mello:"Well were going to have a talk about that one were you fucking that XBOX!" /Looks royally pissed/

Matt:"Boxie loves me more you ever will!"

Mello:/Disgusted/ "The hell!"

*Akane and Mari are LOL'n in the corner*

Near:/Turns to L/ "I still can't believe you allowed yourself to become intoxicated and tricked by a pair of high schooler's."

L:/Rolls his eyes/ "At least I don't give it up all the time you little albino slut."

Near:/Gasps/ "How dare you, you cad!"

L:/Glares at Near/ "Oh shut it with the insults it not like we all don't know that you spread your freak'n legs for everyone at Whammy's."

Near:/Is insulted/ "I have a bad way of getting into relationships."

L:/Snorts/ "Please, you've fucked everybody and their mother, and from what I've heard from Roger you've even been fucked by somebody's mother!"

*The Whammy's Gang is fighting and Akane and Mari are ROLF'n in the corner with tears rolling down their cheek*

Random Camera Guy:/Walks up nerviously/ "You all know where still internationally live right?"

*Everybody shuts up and stares at the main camera with it's recording light flashing*

Mello, Matt, L, and Near:"Oh shit..."

*Akane hops up off of the floor and flonces in front of the camera*

Akane:"You saw it here folks, the Whammy's crew acting crazy only on Whammy Boys Gone Wild!"

*Mari joins her friend*

Mari:"Call in now and get crazy moments like this, all for you to keep!"

*The phones start ringing off the hook*

Akane:/Gleeful/ "Wow! It looks like I'll be able to buy that Viper I've always wanted!"

Mari:/Just as gleeful/ "And I can get that tattoo!"

*They both turned to the camera, ignoring the Whammy boys convulsing on the floor that their secrets have been sold*

Akane and Mari:"Tune in next week for another episode of The Rabid Fangirl Show so you can order our newest DVD set" *Drum roll* "Geass Guys Gone Crazy!"

*A pissed of Lelouch, Suzaku, and Rolo stick their heads into view*

Lelouch:/Angry/ "I thought we paid you not to do that!"

~*Screen fades out and credits roll*~

A/N: Again I would like to say that I was not smoking anything when this was written, I hoped you enjoyed the crackness that was this fic.





